accomplished twins. life is a go
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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