your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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