I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we have pet lesbian snakes
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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