Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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