I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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