the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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