i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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