I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
