SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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