Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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