Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize