belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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