I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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