Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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