I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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