Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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