we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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