i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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