You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Randomize
