Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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