mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Boobs are out for the taking
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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