Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Randomize
