This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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