in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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