hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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