dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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