If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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