Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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