no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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