I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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