Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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