I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Ketchup is God's man juice
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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