watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
you would pick up someone in the library
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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