Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
