i just had sex bonerless
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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