Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if only i could text you this smell
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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