Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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