is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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