I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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