I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm bleeding and have questions
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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