...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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