so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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