doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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