I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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