if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
it's like iHOP with fire
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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