So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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