Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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