wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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