quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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