If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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