We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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