The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
vagina is talking i cant
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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