..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
