Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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