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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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