My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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